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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Take my kid. Please.

OK. So I have THAT kid. It'll pass. Right?

Homework is a chore.

He created a ruckus in kindergarten.

He doesn't listen.

Grant has been "put on contract" with his 1st grade teacher. What that means is that he keeps being silly in class and disturbing others in the class. (Mainly his teacher.) A good day is when he gets 3 stickers, 3 check marks and no warnings.

On this day, he got his stickers, and got his check marks, but apparently the substitute teacher had to give him a warning or two...

Click on the picture to read the little stinker's details. It would be funny, except it's my kid that's doing it. oy.


17 comments:

Impulsive Addict said...

Bwhahahahahaha!!!! You have THAT kid! I love it! Good stuff, V.

I'm not laughing at you...I'm laughing WITH you, ok?

Bwhahahahahaha!

Becca said...

Oh Viv!! I am cringing....you have THAT kid!!!!

:)) It kinda makes sense...with your amazingly, wonderous personality his momma has- just look at what an awesome adult he will turn out to be!!!!!!

~Becca

Keetha Broyles said...

He'll probably grow up to be in some kind of entertainment industry - - - - or a youth pastor!

Mamarazzi said...

please tell me you are saving all this somewhere? it is WAY too good.

what an awesome kid...it could be WAAAAY worse!

Myya said...

So what you are saying is that it is a good thing that he is your youngest because otherwise you may not have had anything left for the others. I don't wanna laugh, but ohhh my goodness is he a crack up!

Jayna Rae said...

The Monster is only two and I already have a feeling that these are the footsteps he will be following.

jennykate77 said...

I always reassure myself that these traits will pay off later in life! LOL. He's sucha funny kid. I know a little frustrating when you're his momma and you just want him to do good and be good at school. I love the little progress chart! The notes are hilarious.

Kelli said...

I'll take him!!! That is going to be my Caleb in just a year or so and I'm scared.

Shawn said...

My stomach muscles hurt!

"Jumping up and down, flapping arms and buzzing like a bee".

I'm dying!

Jen said...

Oh dear :) Good luck with that! Lol!

Connie said...

I see the problem. THey are making them take dictation in 1st grade!!

mama-face said...

I agree with above commenter!!

Looking at the picture I was thinking that Grant has some amazing handwriting... bahahaha. I need a paying attention chart.

Trooper Thorn said...

Are you kidding? The coins-on-eyes-paper-on-head-buzzing like a bee bit is a classic. Jim Carrey used to do that.

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drollgirl said...

omg. wow. um, atta boy?! ack! ay yi yi!!!!

MiMi said...

Gah, I'm with Connie! WTF?!
You know that these antics will lead to a lucrative career in stand up or some other form of making fun of people who "made contracts" with him when he's older.
And then he will be your retirement. BONUS!

Erin said...

That Grant is a one of a kind, the great kind!

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