I've seen it before, and you probably have too, but I think it's important in this stressful day and age to get reminders to look after our health.
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
1. Dizziness, nausea, vomiting and/or incarceration
2. Loss of motor control
3. Loss of clothing
4. Loss of money
5. Table dancing
6. Headache
7. Dehydration
8. Dry mouth
9. A desire to sing Karaoke
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
After careful studies, researchers have determined that red wine and champagne may be interchangeable with the product - Margarita.
Happy Friday everyone!
9 comments:
Holy crap! This is so freakin' funny. I've never wanted to forward an email before, but I so want to forward this!
Tonight at 11: Woman arrested after singing karaoke naked; says she dosed herself with Margaritas after reading important health warning for women."
So that's why I like Margaritas! I knew there had to be a reason and I am so glad that it has now met the medical journals seal of approval. I have no clue where you fond that picture but I know it wasn't in my photo album!! Way to make my Friday...as I like the salt off my glass.
Thank goodness I have some limes, just need the tequila now. Man that is funny. Still laughing.
I've never seen this. Of course, I was a religious fundie so I would have shunned it, then you, in the spirit of being correct, er, um, LOVE.
Ugh.
But it's not about me. It's about you, and how I'm glad you posted this hilarity.
Have a nice weekend!
When I moved to Utah I was under the influence of Margaritas and tried to use it to make more friends. It is worth noting that my neighbors will not talk to you if you have tequila in your house. It will also cause a flutter of missionaries to descend upon your house bearing grape juice.
HAH! Alcohol just makes me tired. I drank a glass of wine last night and was asleep, drooling, by 10:30.
Oh.My.Gosh. That picture alone is enough to keep me laughing for hours. Hilarious!
Yep, that sounds just like me. Fun blog!
Mariel
www.oneshetwoshe.com
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