I thought Jessica was the dumb Simpson daughter. Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Stupid.
Archives for November 2008
Horrible and beautiful all at once.
My friend Eva and her daughter, Kaya, are in this music video. I don’t know who the singer is, or how Eva knows him. All I know is that by the time this video was over, I was crying like a baby.
What’s scarier? A vampire or horizontal stripes?
Your name is Stephanie Meyer. You have written a series of best-selling books and are poised to give JK Rowling a real run for her money. The movie based on your first book is highly anticipated. The soundtrack is at number one before the movie even opens. … so at the premiere of Twilight, why […]
No good deed goes unpunished. (And they’ll talk smack about you, too.)
It’s been a week since my last post… crazy-busy… I’ll explain later. However, this irritated me so much I had to write a quick something: An article posted on Yahoo this morning reports that golfer J. P. Hayes basically disqualified himself from a tournament because he realized he broke a rule and he reported it […]
Today’s Special: Embarrassment and Apologies
When your 4-year-old child asks if he can take a toy with him on the trip to the grocery store, should you say: a) No. b) Let me see which toy you want to bring with you in order to judge whether or not said toy is a good “travel toy.” c) Sure buddy, whatever […]
aaaaaggggggghhhhh!!!!!!!
Saturday morning: I discover that someone’s cat has either a) climbed onto the hood of my car and went pee pee in the vent area between the hood and the wiper blades; or, b) gone under the vehicle and done that gross cat spray thing. The net result? When I turn on the air or […]
A litterbug comes in many forms.
Hey people, the election is over. Yesterday’s political signs are today’s trash. Take down your signs and put them in the garbage please. And on that point… once your yard sale is over, your sign is no longer an advertisement, but is garbage nailed to a tree. Am I the only person bugged by this?
Fierce? Um, not so much.
You have been on the campaign trail with your husband for almost two years. You know that you are photographed everywhere you go. You know your every move is scrutinized and talked about. You know weeks in advance that, based on the numbers, your husband is probably going to be elected the 44th president of […]
I think Beetlejuice was based on a Schoolhouse Rock segment.
We got a new camera. I haven’t read the manual. I haven’t figured out how to upload my Halloween photos yet. Therefore, no Halloween pix to post…. which may be a good thing since I still had a wine buzz at 6:00 the next morning. (Thanks for a fun night, Auntie E!) I have a […]