Hey Bro, I can't do morning classes

When I was a kid, drug dealers had to pick up their industry training on the street.
Some suggested additions for their FAQ section:

• Can I do a double major with Philosophy?
• What if my lab partner bogarts the project?
• Do I need to inform my parole officer before enrolling?
• On which corner will I do my internship?
• Does the bookstore sell baggies and a scale?